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#1 posted Mar 21st 2017, 18:40:29
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Owing to the success of "A tribute to Martin "The Awesome" Hayes, I have decided to start a new topic with a similar format.
Do you feel that your driver is unappreciated in the community?
Do you want to make it up to a former driver that you never realised how much they meant to you?
Do you want everyone to know how much of a dork you are?
If yes, then Driver Biographies is the topic for you! Here at driver biographies, we bring your drivers to life!
Elevate your driver to stardom by giving them their very own biography written by yours truly. All you need to do to is PM myself with the following info:
Your driver's name
A little bit about their history, how long you have had them for
A description of your driver's character and qualities
The nature of your relationship between you and your driver
Entries will be taken on a first come, first serve basis. I will post a new driver biography each week on Sunday at 9:00pm GMT.
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#2 posted Mar 21st 2017, 18:57:36
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Quit while you are ahead ,Kshitij..
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#3 posted Mar 21st 2017, 18:58:52
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How am I quitting? I'm doing people a favour here.
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#4 posted Mar 21st 2017, 20:31:30
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Ioannis Kalogiru's driver.
DAY 1 - Tried to escape
DAY 2 - Tried to scrape eyeballs out with fork
DAY 3 - Cried himself to sleep
DAY 4 - Tried to escape again
DAY 5 - Reported his manager to childline
DAY 6 - Got that fork out on his eyeballs
DAY 7 - Tried to rob a bank in a desperate attempt to be imprisoned
DAY 8 - Cried himself to sleep again
DAY 9 - Converted to 17 different religions to see if he was praying to the right god(s)
Day 10 - Cried himself to sleep when he realised his efforts on Day 9 were wasted
Day 11 -
It sort of goes on from there
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#5 posted Mar 21st 2017, 20:40:33
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spend that time for your own Jack.
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#6 posted Mar 21st 2017, 20:44:40
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Quote ( Jack Wemyss @ March 21st 2017,20:31:30 )
DAY 1 - Tried to escape
DAY 2 - Tried to scrape eyeballs out with fork
DAY 3 - Cried himself to sleep
DAY 4 - Tried to escape again
DAY 5 - Reported his manager to childline
DAY 6 - Got that fork out on his eyeballs
DAY 7 - Tried to rob a bank in a desperate attempt to be imprisoned
DAY 8 - Cried himself to sleep again
DAY 9 - Converted to 17 different religions to see if he was praying to the right god(s)
Day 10 - Cried himself to sleep when he realised his efforts on Day 9 were wasted
Trying times in beautiful Sithonia, Chalkidiki, etc.
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#7 posted Mar 21st 2017, 21:25:41
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There's a monastery on top of a mountain near to Sithonia. He could escape to there :)
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- a Sirius biography need 2000-3000 pages the least.!!!
...I start to Write the 6 life in this life... (i am now to the 4th)
- If ever finish I send you to make a movie, basically 5 Movies...
- Good Night from Beautiful Sithonia/Chalkidiki/Greece
... yesterday bloom my pears and today came the shallows.!!!!!
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#9 posted Mar 21st 2017, 22:11:28
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#10 posted Mar 21st 2017, 22:22:47
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Quote ( Ioannis Kalogirou @ March 21st 2017,22:09:45 ) bloom my pears
I thought only flowers bloom :P
Ioannis agladia eine fruta den eine luludia ;)
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#11 posted Mar 24th 2017, 06:32:40 (last edited Mar 24th 2017, 06:34:32 by Luke Frost)
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Quote ( Patrik Balogh @ March 21st 2017,22:11:28 ) - a Sirius biography need 2000-3000 pages the least.!!!
...I start to Write the 6 life in this life... (i am now to the 4th)
- If ever finish I send you to make a movie, basically 5 Movies...
- Good Night from Beautiful Sithonia/Chalkidiki/Greece
... yesterday bloom my pears and today came the shallows.!!!!!
- good afternoon from overcast Parramatta/Sydney/Australia
... last week came a monstrous storm through the tunnels of pacific.!!!!!!!!!!1
... so fierce that it smashed my Honda Civic.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
... the pears were not ripe..........
... they weren't even squeezed tight.!!!!
... Pls take me to Beautiful Chalkidiki.!!!1!!!!!!!1one!!!!!!!!
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#12 posted Mar 24th 2017, 15:06:51
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Quote ( Rocco Stallone @ March 21st 2017,18:57:36 ) Quit while you are ahead ,Kshitij..
What you mean ?
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#13 posted Mar 27th 2017, 00:22:59
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Apologies that this feature is running late - I was away for the whole weekend and then I had to watch the race, I'm only just catching up on the forum posts. I will try my best to try and get the life story of Sirius (who?) by tomorrow evening.
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#14 posted Mar 28th 2017, 18:36:37
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Okay make that whenever I feel like - this week is just gonna be too god-damn busy to make any creative investment.
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#15 posted Mar 28th 2017, 18:55:01
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We will learn to make do.
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#16 posted Mar 28th 2017, 19:00:27
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Quote ( Rocco Stallone @ March 28th 2017,18:55:01 ) We will learn to make do. You'd better do
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Goodbye to my driver, who I spent 9 seasons with... :D Gianmaria Caffi helped me to promote from Amateur to Pro, then from Pro to Master; he was a great talent, who I developed and trained for long time. Unfortunately, we couldn't finish our work together exactly as planned (we had to be 2 more seasons in Master and then probably several races in Elite). Gianmaria still has the potential to become one of the best drivers in the game and whoever takes him now, they just need to train his aggressiveness (and with the ninja classes also concentration) and they will have reached Elite in 34 races. :p Goodbye, Gianmaria, the best driver I've ever had... :D
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