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Thema: why did the chicken cross the road? |
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#1 geschrieben Nov 27 2011, 18:13:59
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To see whats on the other side..
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#2 geschrieben Nov 27 2011, 18:14:26
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#3 geschrieben Nov 27 2011, 18:15:33
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#4 geschrieben Nov 27 2011, 18:16:46
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Why did Simram post this thread?
To get some love from the mods.
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#5 geschrieben Nov 27 2011, 18:16:51
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In before the chicken becomes a mods dinner
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#6 geschrieben Nov 27 2011, 18:16:57
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I do get it, this is my problem :(
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#7 geschrieben Nov 27 2011, 18:17:48
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#8 geschrieben Nov 27 2011, 18:18:10
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KINDERGARTEN TEACHER:
To get to the other side.
PLATO:
For the greater good.
ARISTOTLE:
It is the nature of chickens to cross roads.
KARL MARX:
It was a historical inevitability.
TIMOTHY LEARY:
Because that's the only trip the establishment would let it take.
SADDAM HUSSEIN:
This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.
JACK NICHOLSON:
'cause it f___ing wanted to. That's the f___ing reason.
RONALD REAGAN:
I forget.
CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK:
To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.
HIPPOCRATES:
Because of an excess of phlegm in its pancreas.
ANDERSEN CONSULTANT:
Deregulation of the chicken's side of the road was threatening its dominant market position. The chicken was faced with significant challenges to create and develop the competencies required for the newly competitive market. Andersen Consulting, in a partnering relationship with the client, helped the chicken by rethinking its physical distribution strategy and implementation processes. Using the Poultry Integration Model (PIM), Andersen helped the chicken use its skills, methodologies, knowledge, capital and experiences to align the chicken's people, processes and technology in support of its overall strategy within a Program Management framework. Andersen Consulting convened a diverse cross-spectrum of road analysts and best chickens along with Anderson consultants with deep skills in the transportation industry to engage in a two-day itinerary of meetings in order to leverage their personal knowledge capital, both tacit and explicit, and to enable them to synergise with each other in order to achieve the implicit goals of delivering and successfully architecting and implementing an enterprise-wide value framework across the continuum of poultry cross-median processes. The meeting was held in a park-like setting, enabling and creating an impactful environment which was strategically based, industry-focussed, and built upon a consistent, clear, and unified market message and aligned with the chicken's mission, vision, and core values. This was conducive towards the creation of a total business integration solution. Andersen Consulting helped the chicken change to become more successful.
LOUIS FARRAKHAN:
The road, you see, represents the black man. The chicken 'crossed' the black man in order to trample him and keep him down.
MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.:
I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives being called into question.
MOSES:
And God came down from the Heavens, and He said unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.
FOX MULDER:
You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more chickens have to cross the road before you believe it?
RICHARD M. NIXON:
The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did NOT cross the road.
MACHIAVELLI:
The point is that the chicken crossed the road. Who cares why? The end of crossing the road justifies whatever motive there was.
JERRY SEINFELD:
Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why doesn't anyone ever think to ask, What the heck was this chicken doing walking around all over the place, anyway?"
FREUD:
The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.
BILL GATES:
I have just released the new Chicken Office 2000, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook.
BILL CLINTON:
I'm going to say something important. And I'll say it again to make sure you understand. I did not have sexual relations with that chicken. I did not.
OLIVER STONE:
The question is not, "Why did the chicken cross the road?" Rather, it is, "Who was crossing the road at the same time, whom we overlooked in our haste to observe the chicken crossing?"
DARWIN:
Chickens, over great periods of time, have been naturally selected in such a way that they are now genetically disposed to cross roads.
EINSTEIN:
Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road moved beneath the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.
BUDDHA:
Asking this question denies your own chicken nature.
RALPH WALDO EMERSON:
The chicken did not cross the road .. it transcended it.
ERNEST HEMINGWAY:
To die. In the rain.
COLONEL SANDERS:
I missed one?
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#9 geschrieben Nov 27 2011, 18:20:30
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Why did the pervert cross the road?
His **** was caught in the chicken.
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#10 geschrieben Nov 27 2011, 18:21:18
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#11 geschrieben Nov 27 2011, 18:24:02
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#12 geschrieben Nov 27 2011, 18:39:19
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because he had a gearbox problem:)
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#13 geschrieben Nov 27 2011, 18:39:58
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Because it saw Shoaib's seed and wanted to feed.
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#14 geschrieben Nov 27 2011, 18:41:12
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cuz computer was another side of road.
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#15 geschrieben Nov 27 2011, 18:42:27
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Mark has the right answer. 10 points to Gryffindor!
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#16 geschrieben Nov 27 2011, 18:52:22
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Quote ( Shoaib Mohamed @ November 27th 2011,18:42:27 )
Mark has the right answer. 10 points to Gryffindor!
Is that what you call it?!
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#17 geschrieben Nov 27 2011, 18:55:27
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Yup! Password being Caput Draconis :p
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Quote ( Shoaib Mohamed @ November 27th 2011,18:55:27 )
Yup! Password being Caput Draconis :p
Balderdash!
Quote ( Mátyás Kinde @ November 27th 2011,18:18:10 )
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Nice :)
Newton: A chicken at rest remains at rest; a chicken in motion tends to cross the road.
Heisenberg: Because the chicken is moving very fast, you can either observe the chicken or you can find out the chicken's intentions, but you cannot do both.
Copernicus: Chicken did not cross the road. The road moved beneath the chicken.
Marx: Driven by the lash of economic necessity.
Darth Vader: She was seduced by the dark side of the road.
Mark Twain: The news of its crossing has been greatly exaggerated.
Nietzche: If the chicken gazes too long across the road, the road will also gaze into the chicken.
Jean Paul Sartre: To impose a meaning upon her accidental existence.
Charles Darwin: It was the next step after coming down from the trees.
Voltaire: There is neither chicken, nor road nor any crossing.
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side before Gordon Ashford closes the thread.
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#20 geschrieben Nov 27 2011, 22:55:34
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#21 geschrieben Nov 27 2011, 22:57:34
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