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#1 Skrevet Jan 24 2006, 13:30:17
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A Greek and an Italian are sitting in a Starbuck's one day discussing who has the superior culture.
Over triple lattes, the Greek says, "Well, we have the Parthenon."
Arching his eyebrows, the Italian replies, "We have the Coliseum."
The Greek retorts, "We Greeks gave birth to advanced mathematics."
The Italian, nodding agreement, says, "But we built the Roman Empire."
And so on and so on until the Greek comes up with what he thinks will end the discussion.
With a flourish of finality he says, "We invented sex!"
The Italian thinks for a couple of seconds and replies quietly, "That is true, but it was the Italians who introduced it to women!"
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#2 Skrevet Jan 24 2006, 15:09:37
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#3 Skrevet Jan 24 2006, 20:10:42
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Where are the moderators?? This forum is being dragged into the gutter! ;)
And for the record, it was the French who showed the Italian chicks what they were missing!
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#4 Skrevet Jan 25 2006, 08:51:00
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Listen "Frenchie" the only thing you are famous with is the French kiss and this only in America :P When you decide to go further with women I will be glad to show you some Latin lover tricks that might completely change your life. In the gutter you said, we prefer bed or kitchen table or sofa or standing up in a porch ... :P
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#5 Skrevet Jan 26 2006, 23:14:35
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Not very adventurous Léoné - I would have thought a man of the world such as yourself would at least be a member of the mile high club! ;)
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#6 Skrevet Jan 27 2006, 08:42:36
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How poschie you are. Anyway as classie as you could be, in a love affair you end up both naked. In that nuditity we are all equal. Except some of us who mother nature as favorise in such a way that I can tell you here :))) "Cassé le Tommy" Brice de Nice aka Turi
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#7 Skrevet Jan 27 2006, 23:53:24
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have a look at Hans best pit time at the GP of Zandvoort(The Netherlands) 0,006 sec Beat that !!! what fuel is he using a uranium batery maybe???
Vlad this is ridiculous you have to fix this for the go live
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#8 Skrevet Mar 17 2006, 14:56:49
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scientific test !!! A Sud American scientist discovered that people not having enough sexual activities
read messages with the hand put on their mouse. Not the pain to remove your hand from the mouse, it is too late...
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#9 Skrevet Mar 17 2006, 17:14:52
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haha, only if it is a short message! ;)
lol
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What's the difference between an used tyres and 365 used comdom? . . . . . None, It was a goos year ;)
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Sorry, Turi, for me beeing so stupid, but what is a goose year?
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s right next to d on the keyboard ?
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What's the difference between an used tyres and 365 used comdom? . . . . . None, It was a good year ;)
For Jimmy ;)
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Q: What is the worst that could happen to an online game? A: admin getting a new girlfriend. :-p
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We all know admins are people with thick glasses and no life so this is impossible to happen:0
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Quote ( Georgi Cholakov @ April 25th 2006,00:30:06 )
We all know admins are people with thick glasses and no life so this is impossible to happen:0
hehe :))i dont see any glasses on vlads photo, but i will not argue on second part of this sentence :D
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i said it twice!!! it was just that funny!!
good one Pedro or Sergi??? :D
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I have better joke but I'll keep it for few more days. Concernign you Pedro /PPPP and Vlad of course /PPPP
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What are you going to get out of your hat? ;-)
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llooolll!! i´m already posted there... that is the really "joke of the day" and the weak, and the month, so one, so one,.... :D
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Quote ( Pedro Silva Mendes @ May 2nd 2006,15:28:21 )
What are you going to get out of your hat? ;-)
What about lawyers and catalonian jail? muahahaha!!
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