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Topic: is roland postle a cheat? |
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Quote ( Hans Barf @ August 15th 2019,15:32:28 ) And Jasper Coosemans is an anagram of "cojones as a sperm"... which leads me to conclude you cannot be a Belgian :)
Wouldn't it just mean his father couldn't be Belgian? :P
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I think we should rename Roland to Neo. He has done things in this Matrix no one else has......
Neo for president!
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Quote ( George Slater @ August 15th 2019,16:19:35 ) Wouldn't it just mean his father couldn't be Belgian? :P
dunno, but i don't think he has the balls for it :p
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Quote ( Andrzej Powalka @ October 9th 2019,11:47:25 ) Well what do you know, turns out Postle is actually a cheat. Shame.
He isn't really the cheat someone close to him on the other hand ;)
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Hey Jimmy everyone knows about that one, but noname will be sure punishment follows :D
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Have I wandered into the 'Conspiracy Club'?
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Quote ( Roy Mitchell @ October 9th 2019,18:49:32 ) Have I wandered into the 'Conspiracy Club'?
Classic diversion technique.
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I just watched hours of race footage and to my astonishment one of the drivers has been throwing banana peels on the track. Is that allowed?
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Quote ( Steve Branson @ October 10th 2019,04:00:54 ) I just watched hours of race footage and to my astonishment one of the drivers has been throwing banana peels on the track. Is that allowed?
Only if you are an ad to sell porn.
After all, bananas can be very... well I'm sure you can figure it out.
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Clearly a cheat. just ban him from the poker place and you will see he won't play weird hands anymore.
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But look at the exposure of [insert name] poker place. Think of the extra viewers!<br data-children-count="0">
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Quote ( Jasper Coosemans @ August 15th 2019,02:07:11 ) It's been one year since this thread was started and I think I have uncovered the true story behind Roland Postle, referred to by some as PostleBot.
You see, "Roland Postle" is an anagram of... "ad to sell porn".
The PostleBot was developed by the adult entertainment industry to target its core audience - single men with no life. The strategy is simple: go on an online racing game and beat all the players so much it's almost humiliating.
The minority of female (or gay male) users may get aroused by witnessing such a successful man, and be more inclined to turn to some special entertainment after seeing yet another Roland Postle race win or title. But the most important effect is the generation of uncontrollable feelings of frustration among the male user base. Because what do single men do to ease their frustration levels? That's right.
What we are witnessing is top-notch 21st century advertising funded by a billion dollar industry. Don't fall for the subliminal messages, people. Wake up.
Hey Jasper.......
You've beaten the PostleBot.
Quote ( Hans Barf @ August 15th 2019,15:32:28 ) Jasper Coosemans is an anagram of "cojones as a sperm"
Are you the 2nd generation of this algorithm?
Jasper's fuel had a rare mixture this season...the tears of the 39 other managers
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I heard Roland Postle once won a race going the wrong way
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Quote ( Ilia Lilov @ May 19th 2021,20:45:16 ) I heard Roland Postle once won a race going the wrong way
The rumour has been distorted a bit, what happened was that he won a race while driving in reverse gear.
He even lapped @Ethan Littlejohns (M1) !
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Roland Postle goes faster when he gets a DM
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Roland is the type of guy that trains an 18 year old without finishing outside top 20 in elite the whole time.
Roland is the type of guy who gives the weather his stop probability so it knows when to start raining.
Roland is the type of guy that plans the exact race his driver will be sick In the helmet 15 seasons in advance.
Roland is the type of guy that finishes 2nd in elite using 0 clear track risks
Roland is the type of guy that doesn't use discord but is mentioned more than any other manager in discord
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Quote ( Ilia Lilov @ May 20th 2021,00:38:12 ) Roland Postle goes faster when he gets a DM
They're driver mistakes when regular people get them, and driver miracles when he gets them. :D
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Roland is the type of guy that rejects sponsors, not the other way around.
Roland is the type of guy that beats Chuck Norris's Bridgerock in the dry, with a Badyear.
Roland is the type of guy that laps his opponents 2 laps at a time.
Roland is the type of guy that has to stay in Elite, because his drivers can't drop motivation.
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iphone XII will not be realized after Apple figured out Roland's achievements.
Jaguar was established because Roland thought about to be registered.
Joachim Rang is a Roland's DA in last two seasons. He was a Jan's DA before.
I'm going to change our team name because all we are not so brutal as Roland.
Chuck Norris got pregnant after a sex with Roland.
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Roland's driver doesn't need to refuel, but he stops anyway to make the pit crew feel needed.
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Quote ( Alexei Malkin @ May 20th 2021,15:20:17 ) Joachim Rang is a Roland's DA in last two seasons. He was a Jan's DA before.
And Roland is Flo's DA :p
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Vladmin is my DA BEHOLD MY POWER
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Roland is the type of robot that wins Indy Oval without an engine so his team mates can reach 90%
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Roland Postle has access to level 10 parts
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When Roland trains Spa Resort, energy hits 110%
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Quote ( Ilia Lilov @ May 22nd 2021,13:03:39 ) Roland Postle has access to level 10 parts
Given for free by his 7 sponsors
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Roland Postle's drivers gain energy during a race
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Quote ( Ilia Lilov @ May 22nd 2021,13:03:39 ) Roland Postle has access to level 10 parts
Roland doesnt need to buy car parts, his car runs out of respect.
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