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Sujet: The Cute Koalas recruiting |
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#1 Posté (le) 26 Février 2013, 21:07:01
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manus Hascolarcti cinerei lepidi membros novos quaeret; si aut puella pulchra iuvenaque aut vir valde bonus virtusque es, te in hanc manum applicare debes. tibi societatem benignam, semper adiumentum darens, offerimus.
iuvenior belliorque frater manui Raphi cucullati volanti sumus; hic valet, inter alia forum et chat certaminis communi habemus. Hascolarcti cinerei lepidi manus securissima vult; sic non multum poscimus. in manum venias, tu solum me adire nuntio debes et fortasse libentius paulum activum in foro demonstras.
studiosus? me nuntius mitte, et ulterius colloqui possumus.
Michael Deiectius Aquae
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#2 Posté (le) 3 Mai 2013, 20:37:11
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The Cute Koalas are again looking for other small koalas to join the family.
We are a team without great ambitions (at the moment), so it's a great team for anyone who wants to have a team just to have fun (race chats is the best part of the team; the great bonus is to have Mairo Toom there as we are the cute sister of the ugly Flying Dodos team), though there also exists a chance to gain some experience and knowledge in GPRO via our helpful godfathers in the Flying Dodos forum.
If you got interested, or even if you didn't, apply here /gb/TeamProfile.asp?TeamId=1332 and preferably even send me a short PM if you feel hyperactive. I'll prefer beautiful single women, but since this is GPRO, I know I may need to accept even some ugly men, too.
Don't hesitate, it's not that big deal. Just apply and smile when you begin to win GPRO races.
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#3 Posté (le) 14 Novembre 2013, 14:07:52 (dernière édition (le) 14 Novembre 2013, 14:10:01 par Robert Luts)
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As the seasons have passed and older koalas also(away), we're looking for a young addition to our fellowship of the cute koalahood.
A cute koala is sitting up a Eucalypt tree ... eating an eucalyptus leaf when a little lizard walks past and looks up and says, "Hey Koala ! What are you doing?" The koala says: "Eating an eucalyptus leaf, come up and have some." So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to the koala and they have a few leafs. After a while the little lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and is going to get a drink from the river. But the little lizard is so eucalypted that he leans too far over and falls into the river. A crocodile sees this and swims over to the little lizard and helps him to the side, then asks the little lizard: "What's the matter with you?" The little lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting and eating leafs with the koala in the Eucalyptus tree, got too eucalypted and then fell into the river while taking a drink. The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the rain forest, finds the Eucalyptus tree where the koala is sitting finishing a leaf, and he looks up and says "Hey you!" So the koala looks down at him and says: "WTFFFF dude ... how much water did you drink?
If you found yourself munching or graving for an eucalyptus leaf after reading the text above and felt a bit more furry, message Bart ( /gb/ManagerProfile.asp?IDM=72838 ) or Bob ( /gb/ManagerProfile.asp?IDM=103837 ).
Sincerely,
The Cute Koalas ( /gb/TeamProfile.asp?TeamId=1332 )
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#4 Posté (le) 18 Novembre 2013, 21:33:47
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As the days have passed, i'm posting this message as a strategical bump for the greater good.
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#5 Posté (le) 19 Décembre 2013, 21:52:14
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Once upon a time, there was a little cute koala named Bartosz. He went for a walk on the race track. Pretty soon, he came upon a team local headquarters. He knocked and, when no one answered, he walked right in.
At the table in the conference room, there were three bulks of wing splits. He looked at the first wing split.
"This wing split is too high!" he exclaimed.
So, he took a look at the next bulk.
"This wing split is too low," he said.
So, he grabbed the last bulk.
"Ahhh, this wing split is just right," he said happily, and left the table
So he walked into the garage where he saw three formula cars. Bartosz sat in the first car.
"This seat is too big!" he exclaimed
So he sat in the second car's chair.
"This seat is too big, too!" he whined.
So he tried the last and smallest seat.
"Ahhh, this seat is just right," he sighed.
But just as he settled down into the seat, he had a random and the seat broke.
Bartosz was very cute by this time, so he went upstairs to the simulation room.
To be continued...
I don't want to spoil yet, but the Cute Koalas are searching for the 10th member.
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#6 Posté (le) 30 Septembre 2016, 16:04:55
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The Cute Koala's are recruiting!
Are you Cute? JOIN US!
Are you a Koala? JOIN US!
Are you a cute koloa? LIAR!
IF you are neither, but just seek a nice group of unambitious people, we will gladly welcome you in our little circle.
We have nver had anyone in Elite yet, but if you are that gifted we have a sister team that has the more seasoned and talented people. Some of them actually have made it to Elite!
To sum it up.....
Become a Koala and feel better :-)
And thus ends the worst recruitment post ever....
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#7 Posté (le) 17 Septembre 2017, 00:03:58
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Are you ugly, GPRO-maniac man or beautiful women?
Are you lazy as Mikko?
You just need help at your start of the game?
Searching a team where people are nice, but unambitious?
Wanting to make a worse recruitment post than me or the others present here?
If you find yourself above, just PM your CV (put in it what consider important to know about you) to me (https://www.gpro.net/gb/NewMail.asp?IDM=795860) and apply here: /gb/TeamProfile.asp?TeamId=1332. If you not, still PM your CV to me and apply because you could still get a place.
Bonus points for a good joke, porno or tools :D
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#8 Posté (le) 15 Octobre 2017, 17:18:11 (dernière édition (le) 15 Octobre 2017, 17:27:50 par Darrel Janga)
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I don't feel like overselling an over rated team but since my ( boss ) is telling me to help recruit for the Cute Koala's, i might aswell try
so...
Are you new and want to learn quick?
Join this team.
( oh and give me a Pm or Mikko Kos(something) )
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#9 Posté (le) 21 Octobre 2017, 16:59:26
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As the summer makes way for the winter, the Cute Koalas are looking for some new recruitments to keep us warm.
We work together with our beloved mother team, the Flying Dodos. Together we share an external forum with a lot of data and a place to help each other with the game. And who doesn't want to cuddle some cute furry friends?
We can offer:
- Two teams, who work together. And who knows, you might promote to the Dodos when we like you.
- Cute koalas to cuddle.
- Chicks. Because every girl loves to cuddle us. Obviously.
- Oh yeah lots of data and some other fancy stuff.
What we ask:
- You have what it takes to be a cute koala.
- You don't have to be the new GPRO champion (not that we would have him/her in our ranks anyway), but we would appreciate it if you would at least participate in every race.
- Well that's it basically. Not much, but with 3 points it looks like something at least.
Here a link to us, your new furry friends: /gb/TeamProfile.asp?TeamId=1332
And here a link to our more talented, maybe meaner, Dodo friends. /gb/TeamProfile.asp?TeamId=601
If you want to be one of us, PM me, Koala boss Mikko or Dodo team captain Janne Väänänen. He is a dodo, but he doesn't bite (so they say).
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#10 Posté (le) 24 Novembre 2017, 15:04:31
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^^ Still looking for some members!
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#11 Posté (le) 5 Janvier 2018, 15:48:51
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Some of our guys promoted to out mother team, so we are looking for some managers to fill up our ranks again!
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#12 Posté (le) 9 Mars 2018, 14:16:33
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Still a place left! PM when interested.
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#13 Posté (le) 1 Juin 2018, 16:56:04
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A spot has come up! PM when interested!
We can offer:
- Two teams, who work together. And who knows, you might promote to the Dodos when we like you.
- Cute koalas to cuddle.
- Chicks. Because every girl loves to cuddle us. Obviously.
- Oh yeah lots of data and some other fancy stuff.
What we ask:
- You have what it takes to be a cute koala.
- You don't have to be the new GPRO champion (not that we would have him/her in our ranks anyway), but we would appreciate it if you would at least participate in every race.
- Well that's it basically. Not much, but with 3 points it looks like something at least.
Here a link to us, your new furry friends: /gb/TeamProfile.asp?TeamId=1332
And here a link to our more talented, maybe meaner, Dodo friends. /gb/TeamProfile.asp?TeamId=601
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