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Topic: Relationships- get it off your chest, pretend you're a love doctor etc |
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#1 posted Jan 19th 2017, 08:47:57
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Thread created mainly for Mehdi to document his infamous friendzone struggles.
When you're single it's interesting to read about other experiences. When you're married it reminds you of your glorious past.
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#2 posted Jan 19th 2017, 09:00:32
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Goat. Glorious. Glory. Goatse.
My mind is a wonderful place. Damnit.
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#3 posted Jan 19th 2017, 09:01:07
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Luke, you may be pleased to hear that Meddy is no longer friend zoned, he is currently dating a goat called Margaret. Don't worry though, Meddy is still a virgin as the goat is wanting to take things slowly with him.
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#4 posted Jan 19th 2017, 09:08:59 (last edited Jan 19th 2017, 09:10:09 by Luke Frost)
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It all makes sense now. Mehdi's road has a Baaa'aaaad stop if that's the case. Imagine the children...
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#5 posted Jan 19th 2017, 09:13:53
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Where's the I'm in a open relationship with my wife and a sheep option Luke ?
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#6 posted Jan 19th 2017, 09:17:01
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Quote ( Luke Frost @ January 19th 2017,09:08:59 ) Imagine the children...
You mean the kids? =]
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#7 posted Jan 19th 2017, 09:18:04
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They won't look much different to normal Goat Kids, have you seen how furry Meddy is?
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#8 posted Jan 19th 2017, 10:33:06
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#9 posted Jan 19th 2017, 21:27:01
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I'm more and more concerned about your social life Luke :)
Margaret is a lovely one
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#10 posted Jan 19th 2017, 22:15:57
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#11 posted Jan 19th 2017, 22:22:35
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Quote ( Daneks Britāls @ January 19th 2017,22:15:57 ) Married. 3rd time.
Then you should stop it... seems you are not good at it... :D
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#12 posted Jan 19th 2017, 23:06:47
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Still nothing from Daniel Mason! I am seriously shocked. I fully expected him to "vent his spleen" in here....Maybe he's ill??? :-(
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#13 posted Jan 19th 2017, 23:07:39
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Quote ( Mehdi El Fathy @ January 19th 2017,21:27:01 ) I'm more and more concerned about your social life Luke :)
Margaret is a lovely one
Im not in any friendzone because i make it clear what i want (not relationship). It works. My social life is excellent. I dont doubt yours isn't, but it's still funny :D
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#14 posted Jan 19th 2017, 23:23:24
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Engaged one month ago today, getting married in just over 2 months.
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#15 posted Jan 19th 2017, 23:23:39
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Quote ( Luke Frost @ January 19th 2017,23:07:39 ) My social life is excellent.
I don't have social life. I'm married. 3rd time.
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#16 posted Jan 19th 2017, 23:41:42
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I have a social life, and I am married! You just gotta find the one who is as strange as you are ;)
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#17 posted Jan 20th 2017, 00:11:04
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#18 posted Jan 20th 2017, 00:12:23 (last edited Jan 20th 2017, 00:12:40 by Jon Day)
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Quote ( Kirsty Ridley @ January 19th 2017,23:41:42 ) I have a social life, and I am married! You just gotta find the one who is as strange as you are ;) We all know this was posted whilst doing the dishes. Good for you :D xxx
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#19 posted Jan 20th 2017, 00:29:01
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I have a blow up sex toy that is a goat. Like literally, instead of a blow up doll that's a woman, it is a goat.
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#20 posted Jan 20th 2017, 00:30:26
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Quote ( Kirsty Ridley @ January 19th 2017,23:41:42 ) I have a social life, and I am married! You just gotta find the one who is as strange as you are ;)
I think 9 out of 10 forum folks have sympathy for Mick though Kirsty :) So...i'm not convinced :p
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#21 posted Jan 20th 2017, 00:36:22
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Quote ( Jon Day @ January 20th 2017,00:12:23 ) We all know this was posted whilst doing the dishes. Good for you :D xxx
Yeah, I am that type ;)
Quote ( Stuart Foster @ January 20th 2017,00:30:26 ) I think 9 out of 10 forum folks have sympathy for Mick though Kirsty :) So...i'm not convinced :p
9 out of 10 should see him on a Sunday morning after a gig being proper grumpy
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#22 posted Jan 20th 2017, 00:38:52
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Quote ( Jon Day @ January 19th 2017,23:06:47 ) Still nothing from Daniel Mason! I am seriously shocked. I fully expected him to "vent his spleen" in here....Maybe he's ill??? :-(
Don't go chasing waterfalls.
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#23 posted Jan 20th 2017, 00:55:15
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Quote ( Kirsty Ridley @ January 20th 2017,00:36:22 ) 9 out of 10 should see him on a Sunday morning after a gig being proper grumpy
What start sign is he? Anyone between Taurus and Leo you have no chance of changing, their default mood is grumpy :)
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#24 posted Jan 20th 2017, 01:03:19
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Quote ( Stuart Foster @ January 20th 2017,00:55:15 ) What start sign is he? Anyone between Taurus and Leo you have no chance of changing, their default mood is grumpy :) Bloody hell Mystic Meg! Where did that come from?
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#25 posted Jan 20th 2017, 01:04:39
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#26 posted Jan 20th 2017, 01:06:02
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Quote ( Stuart Foster @ January 20th 2017,00:55:15 ) What start sign is he? Anyone between Taurus and Leo you have no chance of changing, their default mood is grumpy :)
Scorpio, is that between?
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#27 posted Jan 20th 2017, 01:09:50
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Quote ( Kirsty Ridley @ January 20th 2017,01:06:02 ) Quote ( Stuart Foster @ January 20th 2017,00:55:15 )
What start sign is he? Anyone between Taurus and Leo you have no chance of changing, their default mood is grumpy :)
Scorpio, is that between?
No, further down (giggity).
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#28 posted Jan 20th 2017, 01:52:07
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Quote ( Kirsty Ridley @ January 19th 2017,23:41:42 ) I have a social life, and I am married! You just gotta find the one who is as strange as you are ;)
Exactly. I remember exactly when I described in deep detail what GPRO was to my then fiance and how I paid to be virtually humiliated by Hungarian teenagers and she STILL married me.
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#29 posted Jan 20th 2017, 02:25:06
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Single, there's only one girl for me. We broke up twice and we're slowly getting back together again. If i was dating someone else i would be thinking of her for sure.
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#30 posted Jan 20th 2017, 02:28:00
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Quote ( Lee Ifans @ January 20th 2017,01:52:07 ) I paid to be virtually humiliated by Hungarian teenagers
18-30 holidays
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