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Topic: is roland postle a cheat? |
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You're an international bellend, if it helps?
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Quote ( Vesa Ritvanen @ August 15th 2018,13:33:13 ) n you give this Keeble permanent ban in this game?? I'm so tired of reading his s***.
Nobody says you have to read it
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Quote ( Michael Keeney @ August 17th 2018,13:07:15 ) international bellend
I'd love to have that printed on a business card
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Quote ( Jimmy De Roy @ August 17th 2018,13:07:30 ) Nobody says you have to read it
True, but you know how clickbaits work
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Quote ( Miel Soeterbroek @ August 17th 2018,13:20:39 ) Quote ( Michael Keeney @ August 17th 2018,13:07:15 )
international bellend
I'd love to have that printed on a business card
There you go:
https://ibb.co/dHhr0z
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Gotta love the internet people!
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Are people missing that this is a wind up? Or am i being double daft and it's actually serious.
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Quote ( Ryan Eastham @ August 17th 2018,14:29:56 ) Are people missing that this is a wind up? Or am i being double daft and it's actually serious.
Alternative facts.
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Quote ( Michael Keeney @ August 17th 2018,13:07:15 ) You're an international bellend, if it helps?
Strong words coming from the Vice President of GPRO Bellends himself. Forget putting it on a business card, I'm sure Paul Brosnan will get this printed on pleather jackets.
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Literally waiting for the day I see you on the front of every newspaper because you've been molesting animals. Must be coming any day now Daniel.
You look like John Gacy and Charles Mansons love child.
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Is it me, or does anyone else agree?
It's a smokescreen, James keeble and Roland postle are the same person.
See the likeness??
I mean, has anyone seen them in the same room together?
I see a visit from mr shadow, on the hunt for multi accounts.
Quote ( Michael Keeney @ August 17th 2018,13:07:15 ) You're an international bellend, if it helps?
Or a film starring rowan Atkinson.
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I bet Roland Postle will be included to the certification test in the near future, after all that stuff in this topic. :) As it was with the Mr Shadow if I remeber well. I spent so many time searching for the answer in the forum...
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Quote ( Michael Keeney @ August 17th 2018,15:06:15 ) Literally waiting for the day I see you on the front of every newspaper because you've been molesting animals. Must be coming any day now Daniel.
You look like John Gacy and Charles Mansons love child.
Keep waiting, Sugar Plum Fairy, and maybe you'll find your missing testicles before then.
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this is the guy responsible for the Roland TR808 right?
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Quote ( Jay Gleave @ August 17th 2018,23:11:54 ) this is the guy responsible for the Roland TR808 right?
is that the new terminator model?
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I feel so stupid, having available all of Roland’s data and not being able to beat noobs like Dede, Miel or Keeney at M4.
Or... wait!
Is Roland sharing his true data with all other Jags?
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Quote ( Alpo Kaakinen @ August 16th 2018,22:21:29 ) Quote ( Miel Soeterbroek @ August 16th 2018,14:17:03 )
I thought Roland's shadow was named Alpo Kaakinen?
Nope, Alpo is Roland's DA what he uses to beat championship records 😎
Roland created it after his other DA “Jan Pavlicek” was discovered.
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It's been one year since this thread was started and I think I have uncovered the true story behind Roland Postle, referred to by some as PostleBot.
You see, "Roland Postle" is an anagram of... "ad to sell porn".
The PostleBot was developed by the adult entertainment industry to target its core audience - single men with no life. The strategy is simple: go on an online racing game and beat all the players so much it's almost humiliating.
The minority of female (or gay male) users may get aroused by witnessing such a successful man, and be more inclined to turn to some special entertainment after seeing yet another Roland Postle race win or title. But the most important effect is the generation of uncontrollable feelings of frustration among the male user base. Because what do single men do to ease their frustration levels? That's right.
What we are witnessing is top-notch 21st century advertising funded by a billion dollar industry. Don't fall for the subliminal messages, people. Wake up.
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I accidentally read the last sentence as "Wank up".
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You possibility are what you eat, and read, Ahmet :)
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Aha! Now I understand why every time I log on to GPRO I feel the need for some light relief. I always thought that it was @Ahmet's moustache that made me feel that way but now I know the truth!
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Can I make a point that no one else has said? That was totally rhetorical.
His name is Roland! You tell me of any person called Roland who went to public school. It is clear he went to some private school or.............“organisation."
Word is that Roland Postle went to “The School for the Gifted”.
Now, I ain’t calling him a mutant.
Or even part of the X-Men.
Just what I heard, don’t shoot the messenger.
#gifted
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How can somebody accuse a robot of being a cheat? If anything, the person who built the robot and set it loose to compete against mere mortal humans would be the cheat here :P
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I think it's about time Roland becomes Damon Hill and joins a struggling team :P
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Quote ( Jasper Coosemans @ August 15th 2019,02:07:11 ) You see, "Roland Postle" is an anagram of... "ad to sell porn".
And Jasper Coosemans is an anagram of "cojones as a sperm"... which leads me to conclude you cannot be a Belgian :)
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