| Pengarang |
Topik: Roast the manager above |
3334 balasan
|
|
|
"Who stole my watermelons?"
Are you shopping for a bra again, Jensen?
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Oh, that really brings out the sparkle in your eyes. I wonder what your boyfriend thinks about it.
|
|
|
|
|
#34 dikirim Okt 26 2016, 22:07:44 (terakhir disunting Okt 26 2016, 22:08:00 oleh Jensen Owens)
|
Sebut
|
|
Who's the giver and who's the taker out of you two lol
|
|
|
|
Quote ( Michal Szopinski @ October 26th 2016,22:06:51 ) Oh, that really brings out the sparkle in your eyes. I wonder what your boyfriend thinks about it. you can tell what he thinks just by knowing what you think about it
Was meant at Michal but I guess it works either way
|
|
|
|
|
Cristian is so hairy he gets carpet burn on tiles
|
|
|
|
We're in love, but you must be in it with your suggar-daddy just for the money.
Go to bed, Luke.
|
|
|
|
|
Michal hooked up with a kangoroo once.
|
|
|
|
|
|
#39 dikirim Okt 26 2016, 22:16:30 (terakhir disunting Okt 26 2016, 22:20:04 oleh Jensen Owens)
|
Sebut
|
|
|
|
Quote ( Jensen Owens @ October 26th 2016,22:16:30 )
Freddie Mercury AKA Queen And that's from a Darg Queen...
|
|
|
|
Quote ( Michal Szopinski @ October 26th 2016,22:17:34 ) Quote ( Jensen Owens @ October 26th 2016,22:16:30 )
Freddie Mercury AKA Queen And that's from a Riod Queen...
Fixed :-)
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Hes more polish than a golden tooth
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Look like both enjoy being the spit on the roast.
|
|
|
|
|
|
"Do i really have to pose like a pretentious jerk in my picture like this?"
|
|
|
|
|
Dressed like the tour manager for one direction.
|
|
|
|
|
looking like the scout leader of one direction
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Quote ( Ivan Silva @ October 26th 2016,23:23:54 ) Sheep shagger
Thanks for the compliment.
Has an animal growing on hischin.
|
|
|
|
|
|
#52 dikirim Okt 26 2016, 23:33:35 (terakhir disunting Okt 26 2016, 23:38:27 oleh Luke Frost)
|
Sebut
|
|
Ears are about 6cm too low and makes you look like a trap door
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Takes it up the trap door.
|
|
|
|
|
His hand is stuck like that after visiting the local penitentiary
|
|
|
|
Quote ( Luke Frost @ October 26th 2016,23:44:32 )
His hand is stuck like that after visiting the local penitentiary
In Australia prisoners has nice yellow uniforms
|
|
|
|
|
They're green actually, which is the same colour as your vagina...
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
A nice guy when he's sober.
That was 2003. A Tuesday.
|
|
|
|
Quote ( Luke Frost @ October 27th 2016,00:38:35 )
They're green actually, which is the same colour as your vagina...
Your new room mates will take off your nice sunglasses and make your vagina work.
|
|
|
|
|
English
Deutsch
Español
Română
Italiano
Português
Português
Français
Polski
Русский
Български
Македонски
Српски
Nederlands
Vlaams
Suomi
Lietuvių
Čeština
Magyar
Eesti keel
Slovenčina
Türkçe
Shqip
Ελληνικά
Hrvatski
Dansk
Pirate
