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Topik: is roland postle a cheat? |
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Quote ( Tim Wagner @ August 15th 2018,16:22:47 ) I would like to put Versant's Brad Marshall up on the "Blatantly a cheat" block as well.
He played the game for merely a year (6 Seasons) and he already grasps the game more than I did in 11 years, he must be using some secret inside knowledge, nobody can possibly be that "GPRO-Smart" so quickly.
#helpmeimprovemyegobyagreeingwithmepls
He's not a cheat, that's just what Cani Malati does to its members. ;)
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Quote ( Tim Wagner @ August 15th 2018,16:22:47 ) I would like to put Versant's Brad Marshall up on the "Blatantly a cheat" block as well.
I somehow snuck into the servers, but nearly all data was missing and I found the inscription, "RP WAS HERE."
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Had a 404 File not found error last week so PMed Roland. Guess what....
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This post from Mr. Keeble is proof that some men want to watch the forums burn. It kills me internally to admit this, but for once I'm on his side about this, if only for the comic goldmine it's produced.
#PostleGate
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Quote ( Miel Soeterbroek @ August 15th 2018,15:54:59 ) Quote ( James Keeble @ August 15th 2018,15:41:29 )
making love
Postle doesn't make love. He sets everything up perfectly, and waits for the post coitus update to confirm he came 1st.
Post of the season
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Some pure comedy gold on this thread......keep it up lads!
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Just had a pm back from RP. I can confirm he is not a cheat. Case closed. :-)
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Is it shitposting time? I think it's shit posting time...
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Could he be an auto-boot? Now i'm not saying he's an auto-boot..... BUTT if he looks like an auto-boot, dances like an auto-boot, and drinks warm beer like an auto-boot then he may or may not be an auto-boot. Just my two cents.
*** if the above made any sense to you congratulations, you're a gpro dinosaur ;)
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Quote ( Jon Day @ August 15th 2018,18:30:19 ) Just had a pm back from RP. I can confirm he is not a cheat. Case closed. :-) That was an automated message from Roland
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Quote ( Jon Day @ August 15th 2018,18:30:19 ) Just had a pm back from RP. I can confirm he is not a cheat. Case closed. :-)
I don't know. I got a few messages from him, but he sounded like Skynet to me. I propose banning him until he passes a Turing test and in the meanwhile replace his cups by asterisks.
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the problem with this thread is that it's too early in the season to remember to nominate it for every single oscar
Quote ( Kieran Taylor @ August 15th 2018,16:18:06 ) Rumor has it that they planned the hand of god and covertly drugged the whole russian olympic team!!
so you're saying he taught the hand of Postle to Maradona and forced the referee to overlook it? That's actually not unlikely
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Quote ( Cristian Morales @ August 15th 2018,19:01:05 )
the problem with this thread is that it's too early in the season to remember to nominate it for every single oscar
I reckon Postle is able to bump this thread without actually posting in it.
It is a great silly game, isn't it? :D
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#76 dikirim Ogo 15 2018, 19:17:26 (terakhir disunting Ogo 15 2018, 19:18:17 oleh Maxim Kotov)
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I think every Roland Postle in this game has to prove he is a real human by resetting back to Rookie and then winning 6 titles again. Any real Roland Postle could do that easily, so no need to be afraid or something.
Oh my... am I posting in a silly thread again? Nooo...
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Quote ( Maxim Kotov @ August 15th 2018,19:17:26 ) I think every Roland Postle in this game
there is only one, the one and only...
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Jack Wemyss does not exist
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Postle has merged with the game itself, he is the gpro version of Neo
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Quote ( Neil Mcewan @ August 15th 2018,19:32:24 ) Jack Wemyss does not exist
Sadly, this isn't true.
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Quote ( Alessio Girasole @ August 15th 2018,19:36:58 ) Postle has merged with the game itself, he is the gpro version of Neo in fact, the game's atual name is Great Postle Roland Online
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I suppose Roland should be awarded for his achievement by being the only person to win the "Cheater" award (gotten by winning all other awards).
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Quote ( Martin Jones @ August 15th 2018,16:25:58 ) Roland isn't a "Real" person we in Jaguar at the time needed a project and we created a computer program that used a Roland Keyboard for entry, then using manual input it would provide output and calculations for the game data.
one of use would take it in turns to press the keys, eventually the Roland Computer Program became self aware and then it rewrote the manual entry we had and since that day Roland has been running his own account since then.
Lies. Roland was a character created by Alan Sugar for Amstrad. Seems he eventually got tired of being on the ropes and joined GPRO instead..
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Postle hasn't responded yet because he is working on the exact equation that will determine the most efficient time to respond to such asinine allegations
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- Postle is a smart boy with Mathematician Logic. So simple.
...it's not so difficult to find everybody the Mathematician formulas of anything.
:)
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Postle can create CCP's by looking on the screen.
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Roland Postle doesn't dial the wrong number..
You picked up the wrong phone..
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Oh yet again one witch hunt? :D
He must be in same team with those hackers who hack in GPRO to get better sponsors.
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Quote ( Martti Kaasik @ August 15th 2018,21:19:43 ) Oh yet again one witch hunt? :D
Wrong Jaguar. :)
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Postle comes from the word Apostle (12 apostles)
one meaning of which is "a vigorous and pioneering advocate or supporter of a particular policy, idea, or cause."
Roland was one of Charlemagnes Paladins (12 paladins)
"The paladins, sometimes known as the Twelve Peers, were the foremost warriors of Charlemagne's court, according to the literary cycle known as the Matter of France. They first appear in the early chansons de geste such as The Song of Roland, where they represent Christian valour against the Saracen hordes inside Europe. The paladins and their associated exploits are largely later fictional inventions"
if that is not a made up name for the guy who broke the GPRO Matrix I don't know what is, I bet he is also a stone mason and considers Ancient Aliens and lizard men amongst his equals.
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