Cap'n: William Cairns

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Cap'n's name:William Cairns
Homeport: South Africa
Lad o' lassie:Lad
Went on account:Jun 3, 2008
Last carousin': The day just pass'd at 10:11:21
Jabb'r postin's:370  (See postin's)
Numb'rs 'n lies
GPRO Chalices: 0
Numb'r o' races:7 (1105)
Tot'l prizes:0 (2775)
Victors:0 (103)
Plinths:0 (239)
Afore places:0 (87)
Quick'st loops:0 (107)
Avg prz/race: 0 (2.51)
Sea legs: Lubber Nay be done
Thin's tha' be done:

Ahoy! 57% unlocked

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Buccaneer Vitals

First BR: Voyage 9, Race 12
Times embark'd:15516
Time in th' cap'n's chair:3113.2 hours
'Ow tall:-
'Ow fat:-
Date o' birth: -
Place o' birth:-
Livin' place when nay at sea:-
Be they shackl'd:Shackl'd

Game data o'erview

Armada:Pro - 16
Voyage coordinates:37
Booty: $??.???.???
Helmsman: Dave Charlton (131)
Bosun: Thar be none 'ere
Crew o'erall:17
Oars: Yokomama
Squadron be call'd: The Travelling Elderberries
Sail ho! Team position:101
Armada scores:149.3331


Alcatelics (P16) - 2 boat races
France Telecomms (P16) - 13 boat races
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Cap'n record o' William Cairns (Las' updat'd: Oct 29 2014, 05:14:25)

S31 - 17 wins from 17 races
15 Pole positions
8 fastest laps
Completed all Rookie Achievements
S25 - Pro
1 Podium, 18 points
First points in Pro for me, should have won the podium race but overcooked my part wear on Indianapolis Oval and smoked the last 5 laps losing the lead. (Still happy with result)

Season 24
7 Wins, 1st in Group, $53M at tend of season
20th win in 259th GP (Hattrick)

Season 23 - Amateur Retain Season
Finished the season with a 2nd and a 3rd.
Final season standings 8th, starting new seaosn with over $50M
Season 22 - Rookie Promotion season

10th win in 217th GP - and pole
9th win in 216th SP and pole
- 11th Pole in 215th GP - finished 5th :(
8th win in 214th GP - and 10th Pole
- 9th Pole in 213th race
7th Win in 212th GP - and started on Pole (8th)
6th Win in my 206th GP
- 5th Pole in my 153rd GP
5th Win in my 151st GP
- 4th Pole in my 150th GP (finished 2nd - overtaken 2 laps from end)
- 3rd Pole in my 149th GP
4th win in my 143rd GP - also 2nd pole ever
Season 21 - Rookie Reset 2nd season
- Doing well again - it has been a while since I last did well. The bigger team is doign really nicely.
- Finally got another Win - and fastest lap in same race - after doing a wet Q2 on hard tires - doh!
Season 17 - Pro
What a horrible season. My best result was 21st in the first race of the seaosn. By the 8th race I had decided to go back to Amateur as I was having no fun at all!
Season 16:

No more wins in the season - but was quite happy to be the 58th fastest if it was one race:
58. William Cairns Amateur - 48 + 0:27:24.276s
Third win in my 108th GP - nice driver = nice results :)
Got my second win in my 107th GP - but it looks like I have a good driver and I have hopes of greater things.
Got my first Win in my 78th GP :)
Season 13:

Had a slow start to the season - no points. Jumped teams early in the season to a team that really shares information. Thanks to Robs stats, and Steve's strategy I ended up scoring a few points late in the season - giving me a great opportunity to do welkl in Season 14.

Had the same driver since race 2 of season 12 - his skills are really starting to work for me.
Season 9: Finish 16th - Money - $32Mil

Found the game and started Race 12. Quickly understood the goal is to finish races. Read quite a bit in forums etc, got a new driver (MUCH too expensive), For race 16, Upgraded everything, sent my driver out with an aggressive strategy so that I could finish the season with championship points - got a 2nd. Hired a new driver as the other would have cost me TOOO much, and his payoff put me down in the -$32Mil area.....

Next Season, going for promotion, maybe a bit ambitious, but what the heck :)