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Stary post #4081 Opublikowane Mar 13 2024, 11:07:24 Cytuj 
Snow White, Superman and Pinocchio are out for a stroll in town one day.

As they walk, they come across a sign: "Beauty contest for the most beautiful woman in the world."
"I'm entering" says Snow White.
After half an hour she comes out and they ask her, "Well, how did you do?"
'Could there be any doubt??? First Place, of course" says Snow White.

They continue walking and they see a sign: "Contest for the strongest man in the world."
"I'm entering," says Superman.
After half an hour he returns and they ask him, "How did you make out?"
"First Place," answers Superman. "Did you ever doubt it?"

They continue walking when they see a sign: "Contest! Who is the greatest liar in the world?"
Pinocchio says "this is mine"
Half an hour later, he returns with tears in his eyes. "What happened?" they ask.

"3rd place....Who the **** are Rishi Sunak and Keir Starmer?" asks Pinocchio

(please feel free to copy and substitute any politicians in your area.....)
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Stary post #4082 Opublikowane Mar 13 2024, 12:40:31 Cytuj 
Why do witches not wear panties ... ?!



To get a grip ... ;)
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Stary post #4083 Opublikowane Mar 13 2024, 17:26:16 Cytuj 
I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."
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Stary post #4084 Opublikowane Mar 26 2024, 10:52:01 (ostatnio edytowany Mar 26 2024, 10:58:25 przez Vladimir Alexandrov) Cytuj 

Did you know how to create web apps? *poof*
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Stary post #4085 Opublikowane Mar 26 2024, 16:42:45 (ostatnio edytowany Mar 26 2024, 16:45:29 przez Roy Mitchell) Cytuj 
A woman walks out of the bathroom, winks at her husband, and says, "I shaved down there; you know what that means."

The husband responds, "Yeah, the drain is clogged."



How is playing bridge similar to sex?

If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.
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